Get You With The Nine

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' So two guys walk away.

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Vibrators and Soybeans	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	G-spot vs. a Golfball
Scooby Doo	Close But No Cigar	Blondes and cow patties	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Bug's Mind	The First Profession	Horny Toad	Dr. Doctor
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	JFKaput	Spermally Speaking	Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks
The Engineer and the Bike	A Shave and a Shine	Poor Boy's Christmas	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny
Redneck Family Values	Vaseline Knob	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Hanging with Blondes
Ten Cents	Sleep Now	Love At First Sight	Icy Blonde
Burger King	Code for Love	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Yo mama's So Dumb
Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo Mama's So Ugly	The Definition of	Redneck Sex Ed
Bed Football	Blondes Strike Back	Smokey the Bear	Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation
Let's Live On Love	Sunroof You All Night Long	Clinton and the Pope	Blonde Gets Job
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Fast Food Blondes	Poor Blonde	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Drinking Buddies	Why God Created Man