Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Annual Check-Up	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Yo mama's So Ugly	Perfect Penis
Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Osama's New City	Lawyer and Sperm	3 blondes jump off a building ...
Blonde Cell Death	Bone Diggers	That's crazy	Yo mama's...Stupid
Chuckie Cheese Please	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	One Good Deed	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon
The Blonde Fox	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Lawyer Stamps
What is LXIX?	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	There is this old couple and they have been ...	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
She Gives Great Headphone	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Fly	JFKaput	Babe Watch	Watch the Birdie
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	The Blonde and the Zipper	Yo mama's So Stupid
Twisted Baby Joke	Can't Take You Anywhere	New Version of Playboy	Blonde Rows of Corn
Yo Mama's So Stupid	A Natural Blind	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Blonde in the Morning
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Night Of The Living Dead	Sunroof You All Night Long
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Rock da House