Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Adam 'n' Eve	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo mama's So Fat
Yummy Mama	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Think About It	69
Yo mama's...Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Yo mama's So Ugly	Hooked On Dem Jets
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	There was a man who loved baked beans...	New Favorite Number	Froggie Proposal
Visiting Grandma...	Inventions	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
Backwoods High Tech	Another Weekend At The Home	Euro-English Instead of German	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Morning at the White House	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
You Might Be A Redneck If...	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Blonde with Chickens	50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Proverbs	Redneck Wedding	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Military Service
President Clinton & the Pope	Burger King	Soccer Blonde	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Drastic Diet	Pitching a Tent	Doctor's Orders
Blonde's Air Conditioner	Yo mama's...So Stupid	Redneck Home Inspection	Forest Gump
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Jumping Rope