Two Things About a Blonde

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Code for Sex	Yo mama's...Fat	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Hands and Knees
A manager walks into his office...	Hiney Bubbles	Bill Gates and General Motors	Blonde with Half a Brain
Redneck Haircut	Heaven and Hell	Blonde Cell Death	Bone Diggers
What Didja Learn?	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List	Pa Won't Like It	Alabama Farmer
Losin' It	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Yo mama's So Ugly	Pay-Per-Blonde
Southern Foreplay	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Senior	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo mama's So Fat	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Windows 666
Play Dead	Chillin' Biddies	Fat Woman	Sleeping Blonde
Virgins in Caves	Blondes and Virgins	Don't Welsh On Me	Dr. Feelgood
Get Your Feet Wet	Blondes and Airplanes	David's Brother David	You might be a redneck if...
Yo mama's So Stupid	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo mama's...Hair	WINDERS 98
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Ash Blonde	What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Late Cannibal