Women vs. Dog Poop

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Helisoft	Fast Food	Nursery Crimes	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	George W. Drowning	Taking Out the Garbage	Dubya 'Do.
Yo mama is FUGLY	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Montana Ghost Story	Eatin' Possum
Cris Cross	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Osama in the Holy Land
Man Of The House	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Bus
Lawyer-Client Relations	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Fooled You	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan
Mail Order Blonde	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Screwdrivin' Clinton	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Right of Way
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Icy Blonde	Black and White and Red All Over	Bush's Favor
Blonde and Doorknobs	Bush's Morning Run	Lake Wannaswimma	Redneck Engineering Exam
Blonde at Starbucks	Crossdresser Funnies	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Afghani Joe
Counting Condoms	Not So Saved by the Bell	The Rich Lady and her Butler	Blonde Braincells
Yo mama's so fat...	Miss Piggy's Addition