Yo mama's...Fat

Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she makes the band skip.

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You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	What's That, Tampon?	Doggy Style
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Serenity Under Pressure	Blonde Bird Killer	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Tank Girl	Modern Science	Lunch is back	Yo mama's so nasty...
Snack Food	The Archaeologist's Wife	Gary Condit's M.O.	Yo mama's So Stupid
Bush and Polly	Blondes and Bricks	Parakeet Cereal	Osama's Ride
Blonde in the Mirror	Three Girls Go Camping	SAG Meeting	First Lady
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Seduction Made Easy	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Bad Lawyer
What a Gasser	The Naked Truth	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
6.9	Trapped Inside a Whale	One hungry mama	Go Fish
The Devout Catholic Woman	Drowning Lawyer	Yo mama's So Short	Middle East Policy
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	A Greater Insult	Yo mama's So Fat	GayTermites
Yo mama's so fat...	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Blonde State of Mind	Bin Laid
French Stamps	Yo mama's Teeth