Redneck Grocrey

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	Occupy This	Beer Consumption	Dought Girl
Legal Birth Control	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	The Dentist	What, No Golden Goose?
Clinton's Favorite Things	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	The Blondes' Revenge
Pink Floyd	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Redneck Teeth	How do you drown a blonde?
One hungry Bush...	Clinton's Finished Now	Surfing USA	Yo mama's So Flat
Political Pampers	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?
Lawyer Stamps	Where's the Blow Hole	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Blonde Bummer
Blonde in Freezer	Hard Drive	A very successful lawyer parked his...	What is red and green?
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Atlanta School Board	Blonde Horse Ranch	Naked Man on the Run
You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde in a Tree	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Eternal Judgment	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Lunch Anyone?
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Smoking Problems	Liberal Jokes	Elephant...Cherry Tree
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Yo Mama... B#$%*