Yo mama and a rat

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	Door Hinge	Old Ladies and The Flasher	Keep Warm
Bin Laid	If Ever You're Choking...	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Knights And Birth Control Limerick	A Redneck Retaliation	Still Together	Five Pounds of Fat
Yo mama's So Ugly	Pee On A Ferrari	The Definition of	Brunette Shopping
The Holy Water	Mrs. Shagwell	Hungry Mama	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Jenna's Predicament	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Donkey Compliment
Helisoft	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Hiding In The Closet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Euro-English Instead of German	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Oldest Couple Ever
You So Ugly	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Cook	Flies on Poo
Redneck Wins the Lottery	www.YoMama	Taxation	Redneck Sex Ed
Church	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Chilling with the Eskimo
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Wedding Night	Blank Willow	Use Your Pituitary
Another Dumb Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly