Yo mama and a rat

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	President Clinton & the Pope	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License
Crab Cakes	Jungle Gaiety	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Sharper Than a Ginsu
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Redneck...Ironing Board	A helping hand	Sex Relatively Speaking
Three Gay Men	You Know You're Old	Blonde Laugh	Red Ring
The Golden Fiddle	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	The President Sucks	Play Dead	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Blonde and Clock	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet
Cook	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Soy Toy	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Redneck Marital Woes	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Dynamite!	David Beckham Redux
Afghani Fowl	Yo Mama Bath	Liberal Jokes	Redneck Shopper
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Bzzzz	A little boy wrote to Santa ...
Chicken Crossfire	Shoot The Pig	Blondes Making Kool-Aid	Fish Market
Blonde in a Swimming Race	Al Gore's Piercing