Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	You Might Be Tough	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Daddy, What Is Sex?
It Burns	Yo mama is so dumb...	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Blonde Who Has it All
Clinton's Finished Now	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Prostitiute's Friends	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
The Size of the Ranch	Southern University Psychology	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Dog Days	Blonde Lesbian	Gags For The Office Drone	The Businessman's Medical Problem
Toy Cars And Breastices	That's A Buncha Bull	Guess Who?	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
The Blonde and the Zipper	Mountain Bike	Bunny Love	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Understanding Marketing	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Clinton's DNA
Shop At WalRusMart	Blonde Lightbulb	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Eternal Judgment
Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Get On The Bus	Lesser Evils	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
You mama's so stupid... tripped	Valentine Gift Test	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Yo mama's so poor ...