Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton's DNA	Poor Mama
Nursery Crimes	Talking Italian	Hot Air Balloon	Yo mama's So Stinky
Free Sex Contestants	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Drink up	Blonde Who Has it All
Fast Food	Roman Warrior	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Yo mama's So Fat	Soapy Sales	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Learning to Fly
Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's...Stupid	Runny Noodle	Bunny Love
Yo mama's So Ugly	Legs Open	Invisible Carrots	Bishop And The Ass
Blonde Jokes	Windows 666	Star Trek	Atlanta School Board
A Shave and a Shine	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Land Of Milk And Honey	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Al Gore's Piercings	Return the Dog	What's the difference between a blonde...	Definition of Suspicious
It's Open Lawyer Season!	Drowning Lawyer	Life Saver	Yo mama's So Nasty
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Clinton's Favorite Things	Cash Flow	Peckers
Cow with No Legs	Redneck Parkin' Lot