Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	The Love Dress	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
The Lord Will Provide	Yo mama's So Poor	Slippery Doorknob	Viagra for Gramps
Code for Love	Soapy Sales	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Clinton's Finished Now
Capitol Parrot	Divine Flatulence	Monica's First Look	Dog Days
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Did you hear....?	Adam 'n' Eve	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Chew on this	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Soapy Sales
Lepechaun at Augusta	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Circumcision...At Your Age?
Lawyer Brains	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
Holiday	The Jewish Vote	Boo Hoo	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
No one is safe	Government vs. Mafia	The Fly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine
Yo mama so fat...	I'll Give You...	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Lab Monkeys
Pool	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Lawyers' Birth Control
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Monica At The UN