Yo mama's So Fat... Leather

Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch.

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Please pass the mayo	Poor Mama	Blonde Brains	Blonde and Blonder
Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Fingers
Yo mama's So Ugly	What's Your Poison?	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Black Sheep	Darn Crazy Kids	Yo mama so short...
The Wet and the Blonde	Goose & Lawyer	Line of Blondes	Potential & Reality
Mexican or Mexican't	Yo mama's So Ugly	Gonna Marry	The Dough Boyz
The Redneck's Milk	Multi-Balls	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
We take you now to the Oval Office	Deer Tracks	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	The Tale Of The Three Holes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	The Brass Rat	Country Politics
Genealogy	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Blonde Overdue
Joke Written By and For Retards	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Yo mama's So Stupid	Mad Cows
Miseducation of Man and Woman	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Redneck Pants	Yo mama's...Ugly
The Love Dress	Yo mama's...Ugly