Yo mama's So Fat... Leather

Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Bra & Hat	12- Pack	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family
Virgin Trucker	Elephant Physiology	Redneck's Last Words	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Who Has it All	Malcolm in the Puddle	Skittles
Constipation	Thee You In The Moth Pit	Thank You For Flying With Us	Perfect Penis
Stoplight	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Riding in Cars With Boys	Yo Mama's Animal Cookies
Redneck Truck	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Walk the Walk
How Many Interns?	Hans Across Iraq	Multi-Balls	Fooled You
Gassy Broad	Mommy, Mommy!	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Hand me downs
69	Testing, Testing	We're Studying Hard	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?
Cannibals	West Virginian Women	Yo mama's So Old	Nursing Home
Southern Values	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Helen Keller Joke	French Joke	Holy Water	Bin Laid
Dog Day Afternoon	Guys and Dolls