Tickle Me Dirty Politics

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baby Drink	Bartender	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Bin Laid
If Ever You're Choking...	Two Sperm	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so Fat
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Cannibals	Picture perfect	Yo mama's So Stupid
Family Reunion	That's tacky	350 Pounder?	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's so fat... train	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Doctor Demented	Para-shoot
The Answer	Please pass the mayo	Dr. Feelgood	Blonde and Doorknobs
Yo Mama	Halle Berry Bares All	Shop At WalRusMart	Yo mama's...Short
Fire Truck	Whack Off	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	The Fish-Eating Competition
Witchy Women	Puzzle Pieces	Yo mama's So Stupid	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"
Curly Sue	Lightbulb...Californians	Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Nursing Home	Yo mama's So Hairy	Gone Camping	Gotcha!
Jumping Rope	Lawyers on the Beach