Crab Cakes

Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Blonde Crossing	The Lawyer's Funeral	Paper Street
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Yo mama's So Stupid	Tasties in a Half Shell	Free Sex with Fill Up
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Redneck Truck	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Serenity Under Pressure
747 Full of Lawyers	Windows 666	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Elevator Scene
Bush and Cheney Lunch	Yo mama's...Fat	The Seven Dwarfs	Yo mama's so stupid...
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Redneck Truck	Yo mama is so poor...	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat
Microsoft in Detroit?	You Might Be A Redneck...Deer	Baby Talk	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Buried Lawyers	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Topless Sunbather
Playing Doctor	Blonde's Tricycle	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Dinner's Ready!
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Louisiana Heritage	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Mama in a Tight Shirt	Lawyer-Client Relations	How Many Interns?	Gorilla in Heat
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Vampires in a Bar	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Dubya Quotes