Redneck Marriage

How can you tell if a redneck is married?

There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Grandpa Gets Off	The Lawyer's Funeral	Redneck Bubblebath
The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Yo mama's...Fat	The Golden Mug
I feel like chicken tonight	Yo mama's...Fat	Yum!	Yo mama's So Poor
Thanksgiving Everyday	Did I do that?	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Men Two Hobbies
Stumbling and Mumbling	The Businessman's Medical Problem	A Natural Blind	Holiday
Blonde Bummer	What's That, Tampon?	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Sex Advice
Smurfette	Gross Cornflakes	Bull	Don't Eat the Brown Ones
Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Osama Mama	Yo mama's so poor ...	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Blonde Panties	IBM and Lightbulbs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Blonde Brushing Hair
Sign On The Brothel	Baking Blondes	Mommy, Mommy!	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Blonde State of Mind	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Jerome is Dead!
Full Speed Ahead	Yo mama's So Stupid	Politically Speaking	Tasties in a Half Shell
Lightning Blonde	Whitehouse Parrot