Redneck Marriage

How can you tell if a redneck is married?

There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Really Bloody Mary	Yo Mama's So Ugly	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Bad Drivers	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
Viagra for Gramps	Redneck Religiousity	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Apple and Worm
Rosebud	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Uncle Tommy's Closet	An Egyptian man is walking...	Potential & Reality
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Six Hours to Live	Blonde Ice Fishing
If _____ Made Toasters	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde in Your Fridge	How did Britney Spears...
Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Viagra Diet	Chin nuts
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Bubba Claus	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Hand-Eye Coordination
Yo mama so fat...	How do you drown a blonde?	The Fly	A Roomful of Rednecks
Orgasm-isms	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Piano Solo
Hey DJ	Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo mama's So Fat	Full Speed Ahead
Rooster in His Declining Years	Jack and Jill II