Elephant and Man

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

''It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	One Good Deed	Blonde's Bad Day	Punk 'n' Parrot
Blonde Looking for a Job	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Olllllld Lawyer	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde With Braces
Working Relationship	Yo mama's...Fat	Free Sex Contestants	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Snakeskin Punny	Jingle Balls	Yo mama's Teeth
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Ages of Man
Washington Survey	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Widows98
Three Hellos	In The Navy	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Clinton's Interns
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Guess Who?	Respectfully Cheating	Yo mama's So Poor
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Fast Food Blondes	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	Shipwrecked
Cubist Poo	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Yo mama's...Fat	Brunette Shopping
DJ's First Day of School	Put It On Your Organ