Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Meat Department	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Bush's Tragedy	Dirty Tricks	Yo mama's So Stupid	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Yo mama's...Fat	Law School for Nuns	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	The Bill Clinton Sale
You're So Poor...Christmas	NASCAR	Snack Food	Yo mama's So Ugly
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Tickle These, Elmo	The President Sucks	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Two Things In The Air	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Yo mama's So Ugly	Turtle Soup
Loitering Mama	Redneck Soccer	10	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Legalese	Clinton Monument	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Clinton Monument
Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Five Days of Christmas
Beep Beep	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Magic Watch
Yo mama's So Fat	No More Labor Pains	Iranians	What Men Want
Blonde at the Appliance Store	Wizard of Oz	Why did the blonde get fired...	Smoke It
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Wal-Mart vs. Heaven