Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Things About a Blonde	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Wright, Right?
Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Diplomacy Definition	Winnie the Pooh	Yo mama's... stupid
Abstinence	Blonde Lesbian	Jokes On You, Teacher	Lawyers' Birth Control
If _____ Made Toasters	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo Mama's So Country
Knock Knock... Sham	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Donkey and Onion	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles
Porcupines	Yo mama's So Hairy	Redneck Name Tag	Thermos and Blonde
Please pass the mayo	Things Just Fallin' Off	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Understanding Marketing
Blondes and Brunettes	That Fly	Icy Blonde	Reverend
Yo mama's So Fat	Witchy Women	De-evolution	Olllllld Lawyer
Baby Gates and Microsoft	I Still Don't Get It	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Trade Talks
Blonde - Mating Call	Cash Flow	Tasties in a Half Shell	Special Remedy
Yo Mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher