The Redneck's Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Yo mama's So Ugly	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Yo mama's So Ugly
Question...Sex Change	Kleenex	Take yo mama to work day	Blonde's Vocabulary
F-A-R-M	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Clinton after Coitus
Alabama Farmer	Washington Survey	How Bill and Hillary Really Met	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Saddam Hussein	Yo mama's So Ugly	Iraqi Law
Rastavirgins	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Bus	Yo mama's So Stupid
How do you drown a blonde?	Tasty, tasty fat!	Blonde and Goldfish	Dye, Blonde, Dye
Why does the TV like the remote?	Executive Rimmin'	I Guess That's Fair	Hard Sleepin'
Old People And Nastiness	Ugly mama and a tail	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	This Little Piggy
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Pay-Per-Blonde
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Icy Blonde	Not Going To Try This Again	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Those Crazy Vermont Folk	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Indecent Exposure	80-Pounder
Pharmacist Phun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller