The Redneck's Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tricky, Tricky	A Definite Definition	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Tigger Please
Sexual Confessional	Take yo mama to work day	I feel like chicken tonight	Please pass the mayo
Be Careful What You Wish For	Blondes and Candles	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	The Hit and Run Case
Yum!	Blonde Skydiver	The Test	Bush at the Wheel
Hey Hey Fat Mama	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Blonde...Bananas
Blonde and Blonder	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Snack Food	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Mexican or Mexican't	West Virginia Custody Battle	Blonde - Contractor	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
There is this old couple and they have been ...	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Cris Cross
It's A War-Like Country	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Thermos and Blonde	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Wizard of Oz	Code for Love	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	Pretty Hair
Blonde and Goldfish	Carpet	Hot Lunch	A Natural Blind
People Really Said These Things In Court	Give Him What He Wants	Louisiana Heritage	Gay Midget
Yo mama's So Poor	Nutty Hunters