Dwarf Eskimo

What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Nursery Crimes	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog
Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Redneck's Last Words	Gary Condit-Cadabra
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Golf Fatality	Satisfaction
Blonde and Clock	Genie-wine	Osama in the Holy Land	Pre-Paid Plan
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Defense Lawyer's Good News	Blondes Doing the Wave	Hey DJ
You Might Be A Redneck...	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Redneck Ghost Story	Blondes and Candles
Blondes and Brunettes	Snow	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Never Seen A Priest
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Redneck Marital Woes	One-Armed Blonde	Sliding Doors
Blonde Coffee Breaks	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Yo mama's So Stupid	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Icy Blonde	Goose & Lawyer	Sign On The Brothel	Bear and Toilet
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Hard Drive	No More Labor Pains	Yo mama's so fat... runs
I Guess That's Fair	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Texas Talkin'	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Drowning Lawyer	National Pastime