Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale an it said one at a time

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

XXX Blondes	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Dear Diarrhea
How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Gay Irishmen
You Work for the Government When:	Blonde Skydiver	The Vampire	High Stakes
Arctic Hooker	Adventures in Disneyland	Doe a Deer	Dear Old Dad
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Data	Redneck's Medical Dictionary	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Bush BM	Buried Lawyers
Toe Curl	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Redneck Truck
A Few Good Men	Redneck Anthem	Osama in the Holy Land	Professor of Logic
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo Mama's Halloween	Gross Cornflakes	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
Exotic Male Dancer	Salesman: A New One, Really	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Redneck Christmas Shopping
The Clever Lawyer	Fire Truck	Put It On Your Organ	Blonde Skydiver
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Dinner's Ready!	Le Stinkers
Lesser Evils	Blonde and Goldfish