Why God Created Man

Q. Why did God invent men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Jew Unit	Deaf and Dumb Kid	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Screwdrivin' Clinton	B-Day Sex	Osama's Covered Wagon	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Erin Go Bra Shopping	Yo mama's so fat... road	Fair-Haired Science Fair	What Didja Learn?
Heffahump	Hanging With Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Stupid	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Redneck Fly-swatter
Hiding In The Closet	Yo mama's so stupid...	Osama in the Holy Land	Never Seen A Priest
Yo mama's So Ugly	This Joke is Bananas!	Blondes and Turtles	Saving Her Butt
Occupy This	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Orgasm-isms	Redneck Job Interview
Elephant and Man	What's green and smells like ...	Call Me Back	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
A Few Good Lawyers	Bill Gates and General Motors	Bush and Bill	Dumb as Rocks
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Dynamite!	Yo mama's So Poor	Code for Love
Hot Air Balloon	Yo momma so stupid...	Ed Zachery Disease	Step Right Up...
Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate