Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Tiff With Riley	Blonde Shower	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Deep In The Fourth Quarter	You So Ugly	Espanol para Matadors	Yo Mama
Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Blond Father	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Lawyer and Vulture
Canni Ball!	You Work for the Government When:	Rent	Rosebud
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Beans & Onions: Delicious
Chilled Crabs	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo mama just gets dumber...
Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Confessional	Tales From The Shire
Yo mama's... stupid	Blonde Bedtime	Elephant and Man	Hans Across Iraq
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Ghetto Mama	Sports and Virility
Confucius...Sausage	Y'might Be A Redneck	Blondes and Colds	Genie and the Taliban
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama Bath	Clinton's Favorite Things
Pitching a Tent	Blonde and Tracks	Fast Food for Rednecks	Bzzzz
Jack and Jill II	Sneezy