Redneck Thief

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Condit vs. Clinton	Two Blondes and a Lake	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Paper Street	Blonde Cell Death	Yo Mama's So Skinny	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
40' Long and Stinky	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	You Might Be A Redneck	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Prison Carpenter	Blonde Horse Sense	From Cradle to Ladle	Jokes On You, Teacher
The Living Statues	Bob Dole's Underwear	Hack Golfer	Get On The Bus
Dikfer	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Soy Toy	That's A Buncha Bull
Bear and Toilet	Johnny Big Head	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Elephant Tampon
Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Three Girls in the Desert	Yo mama's So Stupid	International Beer Syndrome
Yo mama's So Hairy	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Yo mama's...Skinny	Work Blows
It's What's For Dinner	History Remembers Bill Clinton	The Blonde Hostess	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Blond Restroom Attendant	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	What Men Want	Afghani Fowl
Miseducation of Man and Woman	A Greater Insult	Skip To My Fool	Railroad Redneck
Swicth Hands	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!