Redneck Thief

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Redneck Track & Field	Flour Patch
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Blonde at the Doctor's	Bone Diggers	Blonde with Money
A Roomful of Rednecks	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Ask The Doctor	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Hide the Duke	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Dream on
Star Dreck	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Yo mama's So Ugly	Toy Cars And Breastices	Bee Milky
The Quotable Marion Barry	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Bubba Claus	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Redneck Yardwork	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Why don't witches wear panties?	Blondes and Brunettes
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Yo mama's...Fat	B-Day Sex	Princess Di and Thomas
Yo Mama's So Funky	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Consulting Fun
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Windows 666	Lesbian Eskimo
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo mama's So Fat... Skip	DJ's First Day of School
Blonde's Appendicitis	Flies on Poo