Redneck Thief

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	Le Stinkers	Blonde and Blonder	Baby Mama
747	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	500 lawyers in the ocean
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Yo mama's So Poor	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	How do you drown a blonde?
Yo Mama's So Small	Fork it up	Five Minutes to Midnight	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Splish Splash Through the Field	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	We take you now to the Oval Office
Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Clinton's sons
Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's got style	Yo mama's So Stupid
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	The 11th Commandment	Medical Miracles	Yo Mama's So Fat... License
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
Military Service	Ouch!	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	David Beckham
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Parsley	Sheep Soup	Vending Machine and Blonde
Blonde Crossing	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	One Good Deed	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Ugly mama and a tail	Yo Mama's So Ugly