Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	It's Not For Him, Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	Donkey Compliment
Afghani Fowl	Bacon in My Ear	Country Politics	Blonde Nurse
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Confucious...Baseball	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	What's green and smells like ...	Blonde and License Plates	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Jingle Balls	Bombing Works	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Old People And Nastiness	Blonde and shower caps	What Are Politics?	Condom Dog
Yo mama's so poor...	Yo mama's So Poor	Scratchy Lottery	Birdie Poem
The Great Crab Escape	Tardy Blonde	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Rainbow	Soy Toy	Damned if I know	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
Vending Machine and Blonde	Vaseline Knob	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Yo mama's so stupid...
Better Luck Next Time	Girls and Planes	Did you hear....?	Blond Restroom Attendant
Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	The Man With No Voice
Southern Values	Yo mama's So Old