Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Yo mama's So Old	Cartwheeling for Cash	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Bamming in 'Bama	Three Hellos	Fishing for a Week	Confucious...Baseball
Lawyer-Client Relations	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	The Farmer's Daughters	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	Special Remedy
Yo mama's So Poor	Runny Noodle	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Dream on
Jane's Dirty Mind	Mrs. Shagwell	A Toast	Splish Splash Through the Field
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Leeches	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Bush's Advisors	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo mama's...Fat
Clear Blue Easy	Al Gore's Piercings	Don't Say This During Sex	Yo mama's...Stupid
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	President Clinton & the Pope	Blonde Panties	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"
Baby Gates and Microsoft	Baking Blondes	Cerebral Blonde	Blonde in a Round Room
Blondes in a Box	Another Dumb Blonde	Dream on	Yo mama's So Fat... Skip
Yo mama's so stupid	Redneck Underwear