You're So Poor...Christmas

Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	High Stakes	Einsteinium	Adventures in Disneyland
Yo mama's So Fat	Losin' It	Blonde Data	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
The Raffle	West Virginia Custody Battle	Blondehole	Defense Lawyer's Good News
The Blind Man	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Black and White and Red All Over	You're Like A...
Eat Your Vegetables	In All the Land	Jane's Dirty Mind	Blonde's Bridge
Pre-Paid Plan	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Malcolm in the Puddle
The Blonde and the Worm	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo Mama... B#$%*	What's That, Tampon?
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Rednecks' Teeth	Blonde Technology	Urinalotta Trouble
You're So Ugly	Gay Irishmen	Eyes Wide Shut	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's...Fat	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Gold Digger
Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	David Beckham	Yo Mama's Couch	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
Blondes and Bricks	Brooklyn and Women	Material Lust	Bloody Mary
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt	A Flaky Blonde