Squirrel Kickin' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	Vampires in a Bar	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Your Profession and Your Libido
Brown and Serve	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Yo mama's....Halloween	Smile if You're Blonde
Hoshimota	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Stooooopid Mama	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Hot Enough For You?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Sex Contract	Mechanic's Lube	Extra-Large Condoms
Yo mama's so hairy...	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Elephant Physiology
Yo mama's...Fat	The Raffle	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Eternal Judgment
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	The Aggie	Big Boss Man	Curly Sue
Homeward Blonde	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Gassy Broad
Blonde - Death in the Family	Vaseline Knob	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Yo mama so dirty...
The Perfect Woman	Winnie the Pooh	Carpet	Cash Flow
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Gone Camping	Stone Surprise	Blonde Puzzle
Yo mama's so fat... school	Clinton Monument