Squirrel Kickin' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Gore & Pantyhose	Another Dumb Blonde	George and Laura Bush were on a private...
Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Fishing for a Week	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid
Monks Made a Mistake	Diplomacy Definition	Still Together	A Hole in the Head
Big Testicles	3 Vampires	Naked Man on the Run	Lightbulb... Rednecks
Fair-Haired Science Fair	A helping hand	The Millennium Kid	Yo Mama's So Fat...
The Govinator	The President Sucks	Blonde's Wine	Material Lust
Yo Mama's So Poor	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Clinton on Tobacco	Natural Blonde
Respectfully Cheating	Five Surgeons	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Chilled Crabs
Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo Mama's Feet	Paris Native	Blonde and a Pig
Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
Burger King	Hoshimota	Blondes and cow patties	Sliding Doors
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Yo mama's so stupid...	Houston Schoolin'	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Newlyweds	Chucky at the Movies