Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Please pass the mayo	Good Year	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Gorilla Control	Viagra Coffee
Rosebud	Don't Knock It	A Roomful of Rednecks	Flour Patch
Barbie and Britney	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Brown and Serve	It Ain't Margarita
Yo mama's So Ugly	The Wet and the Blonde	Radical Procedure	A Blonde Party
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Arkansas Scholars	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Yo mama's so nasty...
What do u do if a blond...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Blondes Doing the Wave	Split Up The Middle
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	10	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Yo mama's...Fat	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Lawyer-Client Relations	Sick Hick
How Smart is Zach?	Blondes on a Rope	Boo Hoo	Dirty Knees
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	There she blows	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's Underwear	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	French Joke