Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Yo mama is so stupid...	Corporate America
Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Backstroke Dolly	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Clinton's Interns
Blonde Passenger	Yo Mama so Bald	The Blind Man and the Whore	Yo mama's So Fat
Learning to Fly	Yo mama's...Fat	The Millennium Kid	Round and Round It Goes
Yo mama's So Flat	Sleeping Blonde	Blonde...Passenger	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
Rhoids	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Yo mama's...Ugly	Higher Larnin'
Little Johnny's Halloween	Redneck Soccer	Watch and Learn	Yo mama's So Poor
Salesman: A New One, Really	Reverend	That's crazy	Florida Orange Growers
What Do You Call?	Dubya 'Do.	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Penis Requests a Raise
Fly Yi Yi	Yo Mama's Teeth	Condit Arrest	Texas Talkin'
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Bus Stop Blondes	White, Slimy, & Horny	The Teacher's Gift
Getting Flowers	Yo mama's So Poor	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Diplomacy Definition
Hard Sleepin'	Yo Mama's So Stupid