Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	One Good Deed	Redneck... Fast Food
Yo Mama's a Saint	Hot 'n' Heavy	Blow pop	Redneck Spelling Test
What Sex is Polly?	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	The First Lady's patriotic duties	What's The Difference, Yo?
Drunken Man and Blonde	Bush and Cheney Lunch	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde Pooltable
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Heffahump	Tickle These, Elmo	Heaven's Shining Waters
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	What Didja Learn?
Baaaaad Breath	Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Sex Math 101
No Special Sauce?	Blonde Horse Sense	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Go Fish
Yo mama's So Stupid	LSD Cocktail	Reverend	Cartwheeling for Cash
Nutty Hunters	Party!	Flies in a Lightbulb	Bin Laden vs Custer
Girls and Planes	Clinton's Finished Now	Yo Mama Road Sign	Flighty Blonde
Lack of Vision	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Straight Leper Flush