Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	Mountain Bike	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde...Passenger
Yo mama's so poor...	Baby Drink	Blonde Cell Death	Major Crackage
Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Frosty, is that you?	Okie Jokie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Michael Jackson and Casper	Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...
Monster Mystery	Redneck Drivers	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Hoshimota
Louisiana Heritage	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Blonde Brushing Hair	Like Midgets In The Night...
Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's...Stupid	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Me, I want a hoola hoop
Chores on the Farm	From Cradle to Ladle	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Lawyers' Birth Control
Burnt Blonde Ears	Redneck Teeth	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Fat
People Really Said These Things In Court	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Banker Joke	Five Pounds of Fat	Pickle Slicer
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Don't Step Out of the Car