When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?

How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Dumb as Rocks	Who's the Boss?	Corporate America
Hot Tomato	Pregnant Tree	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Loose Constructionists
Circumcision...At Your Age?	A man's logic	Bombing Works	Megastore, Megasale
Closer to God	The Day Owl and The Night Cat	Microsoft in Detroit?	It Burns
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Streakers and Strokers	Yo mama's So Small	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Capitol Parrot	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton and a lightbulb
Did I do that?	Lawyer in a Tree	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Jenna's Predicament	Yo mama's So Fat
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	The Bill Clinton Sale	Broomsticks	Ark-N-Saw
Land Of Milk And Honey	Runny Noodle	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Cubist Poo
Blonde - Mating Call	Testing, Testing	Quickie	Blonde and Doorknobs
Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Trapped Inside a Whale	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Code for Sex
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	The Skeleton