When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?

How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Blonde vs. Ratings System
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Yum!
Canni Ball!	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	The Nuns and The Blind Man	Clinton and a lightbulb
Like Father Like Son	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Blonde Ice Fishing	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's so fat... train	Blonde Brushing Hair	Blonde and Halogen	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Clinton 'n' Buddy	What is LXIX?	The Blind Guy Polemic	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Surprise Package	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner
Catching Osama	Yo mama's... stupid	Brunette Shopping	Iranians
Blondes and Airplanes	Clinton's Protection	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Yo mama's So Poor
Authentic Grafitti	Be Careful What You Wish For	I Guess That's Fair	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Signs You're Burned Out	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	The Man With No Voice
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	Surfing USA	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Blonde...Hair Up	George Bush is So Stupid...