The Redneck's Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Yo mama's So Ugly	5 presidents are on a plane	Yo mama's So Stupid
Bill Of No Rights	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Mozart Beyond the Grave
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...	Bush and Bill	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Yo mama's So Stupid	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	S&M Sans Rubber Suits	Hey Hey Fat Mama
Gay Picnic	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Yo mama's...Fat
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Blonde on the Run	Bug's Mind
Blonde In A Bathroom	Cris Cross	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blondes and Virgins
Fish TV	Your Parents Messed Up	One-Armed Blonde	Racists and Lightbulbs
Yo mama's So Fat	Bleachin Yo Mama	Homeward Blonde	What's A Truncheon?
Yo mama so dirty...	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Jerome is Dead!
Y'Might Be A Redneck	yo mama is so fat....	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's Couch
Deer Tracks	Osama the Chicken	Yo mama's so poor... skateboard	Don't Step Out of the Car
On a Deserted Island	Reverend