The Redneck's Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Stumped Doc	Yo mama's...Stupid	Don't Choke
Blonde at Starbucks	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Blonde Cell Death	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Dumb mama joke	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Yo mamma's so retarded...	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Dought Girl	Bacon in My Ear	Miracle Exercise	Don't Knock It
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Tickle These, Elmo	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
Fix This	Lady At the Bar	Blonde in a Round Room	Indecent Exposure
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	If Ever You're Choking...	American Divorce
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Blonde on the Run	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	White, Slimy, & Horny
Blonde and House	Sobriety Test	Blondes on a Rope	It's Open Lawyer Season!
The Golfer and the Leprechaun	The Eyes Have It	Racists and Lightbulbs	Dinner on the Road
Deer Tracks	Pre-Paid Plan	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Wallet and Genitals
Yo mama's So Poor	Watch and Learn	Yo mama's...Skinny	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Nouveau Riche Blonde	Finder's keepers