Blonde Car Hijinx!

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?

Turning off the car!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Fingers
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Yo mama's tities...	Chuckie Cheese Please
Hanging with Blondes	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Osama = Crabs?	Canni Ball!
You Stink So Bad	Yo mama's...Poor	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
A Definite Definition	Forest Gump	Adam 'n' Eve	Blonde's Computer Freeze
Backstroke Dolly	Chilled Crabs	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Pitching a Tent
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Women Pass Less Gas	A Few Good Men	The Blonde's Special Order
Blonde lumberjack	Capitalism for Dummies	You Might Be A Redneck	Man Catches Crocodile
Cherry Pop	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Fast Food for Rednecks	Grandma's Birthday
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Racists and Lightbulbs	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Your mom is so stupid...
Tire vs. Condoms	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Party!	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Please pass the mayo	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
Potatoes Hotatoes	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY