Men and Women FAQ
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was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most frequently asked questions of women
(i.e.relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this are encouraged to
use the wisdom contained therein to change their behavior in accordance with the
truths established below.
Q: How do I know if I'm
ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it
comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not as emotionally
confused as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens
during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to
remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question.
Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at
first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex
A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed
or embarrassed. After you've finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave
you suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity,
such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts
of alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left
out - while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing laundry, cleaning the apartment, or
perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his
manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do
after lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza,
bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an
Q: Does the size of the
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures
about three inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and if by some chance your
lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank your
lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning
his apartment and/or buying him an expensive gift.
Q: What about the female
A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
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