Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Really Bloody Mary	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Counting Condoms	Blondes and cow patties
They''re Grrrrrreat	Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Yo mama's So Ugly
Go To The LMV	Minor differences	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Dr. Doctor
Learning to Fly	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Pink Floyd	Clinton's Interns
Blonde E-Mail	What's Worse?	Autoblonde	Viagra Diet
Confusing Blonde	Chores on the Farm	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Broom Factory
Jenna's Predicament	The Raffle	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision
Mama in a Tight Shirt	Blonde Girlfriend	It's A War-Like Country	Brunette Meets Genie
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Genealogy	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
Bush Fans	The Great Crab Escape	Texan Poetry	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton's Protection	I Still Don't Get It	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Bedside Confession	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Women and Pool Tables	Clinton's Finished Now