Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Lawyer and Sperm	Monica's Deposition
Yo mama's so fat... 90210	New Priest In Town	Blonde Bicycle	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Michael Jackson and Casper
Yo mama's So Ugly	Government Tactics	Dear Old Dad	Pool
Yo mama's...Stupid	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	The Poopie List	Texan Poetry
Blonde and License Plates	The Definition of	First Class	Yo mama's so fat... door
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	West Virgin-ia	Bed Football	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
The Paperboy	Yo mama's So Poor	Jokes On You, Teacher	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Where's the Blow Hole	10	The 11th Commandment	Obese Michigan Mammas
It Burns	Redneck Truck	Yo mama's...Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
Q & A...Shower	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Blonde Panties	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	Blonde and Drive-Thru	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	George W. and Moses
Crappy Date	Please pass the mayo