Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Monica's Testimony	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
Slippery Doorknob	Three Hellos	Bush and Cheney Lunch	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Cow with No Legs	Iraqi Funerals
Little People have little...	Blondes and Iceberg	Adam 'n' Eve	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Shirts Off	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Toothbrush	Free Sex Contestants
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Please pass the mayo	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	The Blonde's Special Order
Blondes in a Convertible	Yo mama's so Fat	Yo Mama... B#$%*	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Lost with Translation	Socks	Dirty Tricks	Nutty Hunters
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Bush is a Puppet?	Elephant Time
Man and Pharmacist	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	You mama's so stupid... tripped	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Bird and Bloke	War Pigs	The Blue Eye
Middle East Policy	The Blind Man	California Gay Whale	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Monica & The Rest Of Us