LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Adam's New Organs	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's...Fat	Voodoo Enronomics
Blonde and Missed Bus	Genie and the Taliban	Redneck Soccer	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Ask The Doctor	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Seasick	We're Talking Small	Tennis Balls	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Yo mama's so fat...	No Special Sauce?	Microsoft and a Halter Top	The Confessional
10	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	The Redneck's Milk	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Return the Dog	Little Wanky	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Yo mama's so ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Not So Saved by the Bell	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	DJ's First Day of School
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	The Great Wiener Caper	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Lamaze Class
Sleeping Blonde	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	It's Not Genetics	Special Remedy
The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Yo Mama's So Old	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Yo mama's So Poor
Night Of The Living Dead	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Attack of the American Women
Blonde and Pizza	Yo mama's...Forklift