LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lost with Translation	Blonde and Blonder	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	New Priest In Town
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bright Eyes	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Blondes Strike Back
What a Gasser	Redneck Recycling	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	The Dough Boyz
Difference Boy & Girl	Canni Ball!	Shekshy Legsh	What's The Difference, Yo?
Sharks and Lawyers	The Blonde and the Worm	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Growing Old	Yo momma so stupid...	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Yo mama's So Stupid	Glories of old age II	100,000 Frenchman	Blonde State of Mind
Yo mama's...Ugly	Clinton's Lingerie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Fat Chance	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	The Chinese Workman
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Little Johnny is Number One	I feel like chicken tonight	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Talking Blondes	The Chinese Workman	Finder's keepers
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Yo mama's So Poor	Texas Sphincters
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell