Yo mama's so fat... train

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Yo mama's So Flat	Condit vs. Clinton
Al Gore's Piercings	Clinton and the Pope	Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Religiousity
Please pass the mayo	Blondes and Pierced Ears	Chuck The Yuck	Crab Cakes
Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Blonde in a Barber Shop	Adventures in Disneyland	Nursery Crimes
Baking Blondes	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Taking Out the Garbage	Blonde Lesbian
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Pre-Paid Plan	Be Careful With That Viagra	You Work for the Government When:
Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Baby Drink	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
Blonde Trapped on an Isand	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Blonde Diet	Blonde...Bananas	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
Yo Mama's Feet	What do puppies and gynecologists...	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Paris Native
32 Rednecks	Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Mommy Almost Died	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
David Beckham	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Knock Knock... Sham	Bush Gets Testy
Valentine Gift Test	Pay-Per-Blonde