Yo mama's so fat... train

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Corn Flakes	Flies in a Lightbulb	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Hooked On Dem Jets	Chalkboard Culprit	Hole in One
Arctic Hooker	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Ask The Doctor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Yo Mama's So Stupid	You're Like A...	Blonde and shower caps	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
German Virginity	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Miracle Drug	Clinton's DNA	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes
Yo mama's So Hairy	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Pay-Per-Blonde	Blondes and Colds
Biting	Sports and Virility	Hot 'n' Heavy	40 Things Never Said By Southerners
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Five Pounds of Fat	Greg Norman	Male Disorientation
Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Saving Her Butt	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Out of T.P.
Yo mama's So Stupid	Monica At The UN	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo Mama's So Ugly
An Ugly Position	Your Place or His	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Baby boomers
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy