Grandma's Birthday

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?

Mikey, he'll eat anything!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ark-N-Saw	Drunk Musicians	Elevator Shoes	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Things Found Only In America	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant
Women vs. Dog Poop	Blonde Fired	Yo mama's...Stupid	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Horny Old Ladies	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Men's English	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Ultimate Rejection	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Vaseline Knob
Monica's New Boyfriend	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Blonde With License	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde in the Mirror	Cook
Dentist	Viagra for Gramps	Don't Welsh On Me	Elevator Scene
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Blonde Invention	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama So Dry	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Clinton's DNA	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	If Ever You're Choking...	Stoplight
Spermally Speaking	Dating vs. Marriage	Dude, I Rolled This Joint Venture	69
Male Disorientation	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?