Grandma's Birthday

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?

Mikey, he'll eat anything!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Fat Chance	Blonde Cell Death	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Code for Love	Loitering Mama	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Yo mama's So Stupid	Satisfaction	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Lawyer vs. Snake
Elevator Scene	Yo mama's...Fat	You So Stupid	Cris Cross
Chillin' Biddies	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Rock da House	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Yo mama's...Fat	Blondes Doing the Wave	Yo mama's so poor ...	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Braggadocio	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Redneck Disaster
The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Fast Food Blondes	Little Green Balls
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blow pop	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Biting	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Sleepwalking Nun	People Really Said These Things In Court
Hot Doggin'	Potatoes Hotatoes	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde and Blonder
Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Yo mama's...Fat	Stumbling and Mumbling	Inventions
Yo mama's So Flat	Yo mama's so stupid...