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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton & KFC	Cow with No Legs	747	No one is safe
Joke for Limeys	The Origin of Little Debbie	LSD Cocktail	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	Jedi Nights
Blonde Riding Shotgun	Yo Mama's So Stupid	If You Could!	Yo mama's so fat... door
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Natural Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Smokin' Dope	Cook	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Reverend	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Party!
What Do You Call?	Redneck Truck	Yo momma so stupid...	Easter Blondies
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	I Can't Drive 69	Blondes in a Box	Yo mama's...Stupid
Taliban Poetic Justice	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Yo mama's...Fat	Ed Zachery Disease
Boo Hoo	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Yo Mama so Bald	Pet Zebra
You at the Yard Sale	Redneck Bar BellIf you have to use ...	Yo mama's... easy	Topless Sunbather
Signs You're Burned Out	What Is Politics?