Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Adam's New Organs	Accident on the Golf Course	Checkout Conniption
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Yo mama's...Fat	What's Black?	Yo mama's So Fat
Perfect Penis	Elmo's Redesign	The Blind Man	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Pervert Psychiatrist	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Clinton's Favorite Things	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
Blonde Data	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Lesbians in a Canoe
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Brushing Hair	Legs Open	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Yo mama's So Poor	Professor of Logic	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Yo mama's so fat... swimming
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Code for Sex	The Clever Lawyer	Comfortable
Taliban Bingo	The Blonde ABC's	Streakers and Strokers	We're Studying Hard
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Not Going To Try This Again	Hand me downs	Smartass Record Shop
Blonde and Halogen	Man Of The House	Forest Gump	Yo mama's...Ugly
this dog was walking down the street, and he ...	Blonde in Natchitoches	It's What's For Dinner	Smurf and Turf
Smart Pills	Yo mama's So Poor