Yo mama's...fat

You Mama is so fat, when she's missing, they have to use both sides of the milk carton.

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Blonde Looking for a Job	A Few Good Lawyers	Dear Diarrhea	Yo mama's so poor...
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Arkansas Toothbrush	The Poopie List	Divided By A Common Language	A Real WANGsta
He's So Lucky, He's A Star	The Blind Man and the Whore	A Definite Definition	Beer Translations
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Yo mama's...Fat	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	Rump Roastin'	Florida Orange Growers
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