First Lady

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?

To make sure she's the First Lady...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Bad Day	Highly Illogical	Yo mama's so fat... bath	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
The Midget Scopes the Blonde	The 11th Commandment	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Sex Math 101
Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama's So Stupid	Job Application	Lesbian Harem
A blonde was cooking dinner	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama Laundromat
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered
Yo mama's So Stupid	Strict Sex Schedule	It's A War-Like Country	Two Things In The Air
Eternal Judgment	Comfortable	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Infectious Fast Food
Beep Beep	The Gynecologist's Glasses	Lake Wannaswimma	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu
An Ugly Position	Afghani Joe	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Yo Mama... B#$%*
You Stink So Bad	Magnum PI	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Yo mama's So Stupid
Toe Curl	New Priest In Town	Moby Dick	Circumcisional Evidence
Yo mama's So Ugly	What Do You Call?	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Divided By A Common Language
Yo mama's so poor	Sex and The Country