Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Birdie Poem	Guns don't kill....	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Guys vs. Girls
77 vs 69	Clear Blue Easy	Yo mama's So Old	Loitering Mama
Yum!	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Genie and the Taliban
Blondes and cow patties	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Land Of Milk And Honey
Yo mama's...Stupid	The Wet and the Blonde	Yo mama's so poor	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Yo Mama Road Sign	Pay-Per-Blonde	What would you do?	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
You're Like A...	Yo mama's So Ugly	What Are Politics?	Yo mama's So Stupid
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Why'd The Redneck?	Why did the blonde go up on top...	Drastic Diet
Clinton Stew	SAG Meeting	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Yo mama's So Poor	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo mama's So Hairy	The Last Southern Virgin
Blonde Driving	David Beckham	Bill Gates and General Motors	Corpsalicious!
Blonde NASA Engineer	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Yo mama's...Ugly	The Smartest Dog Ever
Southern Values	The Holy Water