Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Wright, Right?	In a murder trial...	Blonde in Pain
Adam Talks All About Eve	Yo mama's So Stupid	What's Worse?	Gay Picnic
One hungry Bush...	Redneck Job Interview	Black and White and Red All Over	The difference between boiling water and
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Blonde...Passenger	Blonde's Twinkle	You Might Be a Redneck if...
Big Fat Mopeds	Elvis vs. Al Gore	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Hands and Knees	Professor of Logic	Blonde Suicide	Yo mama's Teeth
Three Girls in the Desert	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Hi-Steppin' Mama	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Mechanic's Lube	Heaven's Gate	Tasty, tasty fat!
Curly Sue	Blonde's Bad Day	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Eternity
A manager walks into his office...	Be Careful What You Wish For	Birth Control	Two Black Eyes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo mama is so dumb...	Art Gallery Nudes
Shirts Off	Flour Patch