Lawyers vs. Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Blonde Protection	Call Me Back
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Dirty Swiss	The Injured Thumb	Yo mama is so dumb...
Blonde Cell Death	Canni Ball!	Yo mama's so Fat	Pigskin Pro
You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Lift Off	Yo mama's So Poor	Romantic Pink Slip
Jedi Nights	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Surfing USA	There was this redneck that walked into a ...
Blondes and Bricks	Women Pass Less Gas	Yo mama's So Stupid	Father and Son
Blonde Boobies	Louisiana Heritage	Flash Me	Name That Animal, Kids
Elephantitis	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Hot Dog	Hans Across Iraq
Bamming in 'Bama	Biting	Yo mama's nasty!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse
The Wet and the Blonde	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Saran Wrap	Blonde Girlfriend
More Zombie Baby Jokes	What's The Difference, Yo?	Banging and Banking	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's...Fat	What's The Difference, Yo?	You Might be a Redneck
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo mama's So Old