Lawyers vs. Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Punk 'n' Parrot	Hungry Mama	Pool	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	What's Black?	Get On The Bus	You are a Redneck...
Pee On A Ferrari	Blonde Who Has it All	Whistle While You Twurk	Redneck Religiousity
Don't Step Out of the Car	Brown and Serve	Whack Off	Apple and Worm
Blonde Skydiver	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	The Vampire	Your Profession and Your Libido
Cannibals	Redneck Soccer	Shekshy Legsh	Blonde in Pain
It Ain't Margarita	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Jokes On You, Teacher	Yo mama's so stupid...
Late AGAIN	This is a poor joke	Osama's New City	Yo mama's...Ugly
Monica & The Rest Of Us	You Might Be Tough	Old People And Nastiness	Dump List
Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Broomsticks	What's Your Poison?	Hot Dog
Why God Created Man	The Blue Eye	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Eternal Judgment	Lawyers' Birth Control	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Blondes and Fun
Wet Lawyers	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla