| A young wife, her boorish husband and a young
good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a
tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the
husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up
there it looked like you were." Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same
tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and
see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husband says
to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down
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