If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Baby Mama	Little Leprechaun?	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
You Might Be a Redneck if...	What's Black?	Bill Gates and General Motors	Feeling Like A Woman
Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's So Fat	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Racists and Lightbulbs
Lawyer-Client Relations	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Teacher's Gift	Blonde's Tricycle
Oscar Meyer	People Really Said These Things In Court	Pervert Psychiatrist	Five Pounds of Fat
Confucious...Baseball	The Fish-Eating Competition	Three Drunk Men	Perfumed Blonde
Blonde and Tracks	Poor Boy's Christmas	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Steak and Sex
Law School Graduation Gift	Blonde Horse Sense	Monica's Testimony	What's That, Tampon?
Blonde in the Morning	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Nasty Mama	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo mama's So Fat	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo Mama... B#$%*
Man Beats Dog	Redneck Christmas Shopping	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Blonde Bedtime
Taxation	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	B-Day Sex	Ice Hole
Blondes and cow patties	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde