If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Stinkin' Proof	Ghetto Mama	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Monks Made a Mistake	Bone Diggers	Clinton's Protection	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Sliding Doors	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Horseback Riding	Lesbians in a Canoe
Free Sex with Fill Up	Gary Condit's M.O.	Pre-Paid Plan	Blonde Carpenter
Blonde Alumna	Redneck Bubble Baths	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo mama's So Fat
Screw The World	Clinton's Bookmarks	Respectfully Cheating	Blondes and Turtles
Bubba Claus	Scooby Doo	Chuckie Cheese Please	Understanding Marketing
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Mail Order Blonde	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...
Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Yo mama's...Fat	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Para-shoot	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
Corn Hole	Aliens Attack	Two Black Eyes	Three Girls Go Camping
Blondes and Fun	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	The Birds and the Bees
Yo mama's so fat...	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.