If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Bush BM	Yo Mama's... Hairy	Yo mama's smile
Stinkin' Proof	Topless Fat Woman	A man's logic	Like Father Like Son
Hot Air Balloon	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Bush's Morning Run	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Blonde and a Pig	Go To The LMV	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama So Dry	Clear Blue Easy	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Blonde Lightbulb
Getting Old	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Friendly Neighbors	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
Adult Swim	Johnny Big Head	Yo Mama's Underwear	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
Swinging Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Clinton Poll	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Walk the Walk
Women and Pool Tables	Yo mama's so fat... road	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Mall Order
Trade Talks	Blonde with Money