Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Three Stupid Wives	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Osama Gets Loaded
Fingers	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Sex vs. Computers	Martian Sex
A Mall Order	Gore & Pantyhose	Yo mama's So Poor	Paper Street
Dye, Blonde, Dye	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Bush and Bill	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
Blonde Diet	Soyburger vs dildo	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Friendly Neighbors
You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's So Stupid	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Lawyer Brains	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	President Clinton & the Pope	We take you now to the Oval Office
Monica At The UN	You Know You're Old	Paraplegic	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
SAG Meeting	Abstinence	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Blondes in a Box
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Use Your Pituitary	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
It's Like Voltron	What Sex is Polly?	Tasties in a Half Shell	Sneezy
Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Yo mama's So Fat	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Redneck Cookin'