Flies on Poo

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Microsoftie	Clinton's Protection	Yo mama's So Stupid
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Hands and Knees	The Doctor's Convention
Bacon in My Ear	Mechanic's Lube	Yo mama's So Ugly	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Clinton Abortion Bill	The True Story	Trucks and Babies
Horny Old Ladies	An Egyptian man is walking...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Be Careful With That Viagra
Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Blonde Lightbulb	Family Honor	Saddam Hussein
First Class Blondie	Al Gore's Piercings	What a Gasser	Clocks
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's...Ugly	Here, Piggy, Piggy
Blondes and Fun	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Redneck Disaster	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
War Pigs	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Yo Mama's So Short... Run
First Lady	Lightbulb...Californians	Yo mama's so ugly	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	Birth Control	Yo mama's So Fat	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Yo mama's so Nasty	An Ugly Position