Flies on Poo

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Year	Perfect Penis	Blonde On A Fence	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family
You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Yo mama's So Poor	Handy Blondy	Think About It
Capitol Parrot	Horny Old Ladies	Talking Out of Your Ass	Higher Larnin'
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Blonde on Fire	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Condom Dog
Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Clinton's Protection	Yo mama's So Fat	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Professor of Logic	Chin nuts	Osama's Favorite Movie	Morning at the White House
Jumping Rope	State Slogans	Microsoftie	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde and Genie	Go Fish
Blonde Rows of Corn	Limbless Prostitute	Blondes and cow patties	Redneck Engineering Exam
Dr. Doctor	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Windows 666
Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Clinton's Protection	Lightbulb Flies	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
The Housebroken Redneck	Go Fish	Yo mama's so dumb...	Bee Milky
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	What's The Difference, Yo?