Yo Mama's So Fat... drive

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid...	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Blonde lumberjack	Blonde Valedictorian
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Heffahump	Blonde Cell Death	Deaf and Dumb Kid
Hiney Bubbles	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Yo mama's So Ugly	Government vs. Mafia
Shekshy Legsh	Blonde in Grocery Store	Important Question	Yo mama's So Stupid
Corduroy Condom	Star Dreck	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	The Blonde and the Zipper
What Didja Learn?	Blonde Bummer	That Fly	Adventures in Disneyland
Martian Sex	Blonde In A Bathroom	Redneck Religiousity	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
Dye, Blonde, Dye	Rednecks Talkin'	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Mistaken Identity
Southern Values	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	Gross Siamese Tongue	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...	Bush's Morning Run	Country Politics	Hey DJ
Don't Step Out of the Car	Mountain Bike	Deaf and Dumb Kid	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...	Redneck in a Suit
Dirty Limerick	Education in Arkansas