Lightbulb...Californians

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgins in Caves	Split Up The Middle	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Microsoft and a Halter Top
You So Ugly	The Patient	Microsoft in Detroit?	Blonde Who Has it All
Moms and Their Snooping	Yo mama's so stupid...	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Cyber-Blonde 3	Prison Carpenter
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Lesbian Harem	Topless Fat Woman	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
Monica's First Look	Sex Advice	Yo mama's So Fat	Confucius...Sausage
6.9	Yo mama's...Fat	Elephant and Man	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	What's the difference between a blonde...	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Archeological Gag
The Fish-Eating Competition	You Know You're Old	Blonde Bird Watcher	Knock Knock... Sham
Smoke Rings	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Hot Air Balloon	A Real Ball Buster	Late Cannibal
Blonde with Half a Brain	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Yo mama's so nasty...	The Blonde and Her Melons
Condom Size Tester	Redneck...Bath