Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	It Ain't Surgery	Coming to America	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Snow Off-White	Yo mama's...Ugly	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Blondes Doing the Wave
The Blind Man	Adam Talks All About Eve	Ending It All	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Soyburger vs dildo	Urinalotta Trouble
Laptop	Mechanical Sex	Sex Math 101	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Blonde...Infant Scale	Professor of Logic	Blond Father
This Joke is Bananas!	Yo mama so dirty...	Walk the Walk	Houston Schoolin'
Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Blonde Braincells	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde in Grocery Store	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
The 69ers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Love Is Blindness
Blonde NASA Engineer	First Class Blondie	Daddy, What Is Sex?	The Blonde Hostess
Latex Gloves	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	The Test	Smartass Record Shop
Clinton's sons	The Jewish Vote