Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	M&M's	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Yo Mama's So Small
They''re Grrrrrreat	Bartender	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Fred bin Flintsone
Difference Boy & Girl	American Divorce	It Ain't Margarita	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
Bush Has Feelings Too	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Ending It All	Door Hinge
Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Gay Picnic	Breast Stroke
Clear Blue Easy	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Hand me downs	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?
You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Flash Me
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	The 11th Commandment	Coming to America
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Monica's First Look	America has finally captured Saddam ...	That's crazy
Yo mama's...Stupid	Taxation	Yo mama's...Hair	Made in Canada
Burger King	Yo mama's So Stupid	Call Me Back	Highbrow Genital Jokes
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Blondes and Pickles
Yo mama's So Old	What Men Need Most