Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

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Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Dr. Feelgood	Blonde and a Pig	Close But No Cigar
What's Black?	Clinton and Titanic	Constipation	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Three Blondes	Abstinence	Nutty Hunters	Yo mama's so stupid... order
Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Yo mama's So Poor	Pee On A Ferrari	Seasick
Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Blind Skydivers	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	The Paperboy
Not Going To Try This Again	Gross Cornflakes	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Smartass Record Shop
Sliding Doors	Car Crash	A helping hand	Blonde Tag
No More Labor Pains	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Inventions
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama so stupid...	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat
The Wonder Bra	I Don't Like My Brother	Blonde Driving	Yo mama's So Stupid
Nutty Hunters	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Lawyer or Ass?	911
Bill Gates and General Motors	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Yo' Ass So Tight
Authentic Grafitti	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry