Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's smile	Dr. Doctor	Southern Foreplay	G-spot vs. a Golfball
Orgy at Never Neverland	Monks Made a Mistake	Get You With The Nine	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
Yo Mama the Gourmet	Invisible Carrots	How to Mess With the IRS	Important Question
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Louisiana Heritage	Aliens Attack	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
The President Sucks	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Blonde Cross Road	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
Surprise Package	Fat Chance	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's...Easy	Brunette Meets Genie	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Blonde and a Pig
You Might Be A Redneck If...Law	Man Beats Dog	What P.M.S. Stands For	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!
Urinalotta Trouble	Two blondes are walking down a road...	Rosebud	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Blonde with Money	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde NASA Engineer
Blondes and Virgins	Halle Berry Bares All	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
South Park Haters...	George W. Drowning	Yo mama's So Dumb	Pickled Bread
Blonde State of Mind	Hate to Brag