Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Nearly Pissed Myself	Blonde and Blonder	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Yo mama's So Fat
Blonde...Passenger	Yo mama and a rat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Baby boomers
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Smart Pills	Little Johnny is Number One	Canni Ball!
Lawyers in Lust	Why I Am So Tired	Dumb as Rocks	You Can't Put HimTogether Again
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Magic Watch	David Beckham Redux
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Dye, Blonde, Dye
Railroad Redneck	Yo mama's So Stupid	Computer Breasts	Eternal Judgment
Dinner's Ready!	At the Pharmacy	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama So Dry
Lawyers on the Beach	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?
Peek-A-Boo	Think About It	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Osama is Dead
A Sack Full of Chickens	Yo mama's So Stupid	Major Crackage	A Few Good Men
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's So Old	Flighty Blonde	Socks
Stick of Dynamite	Lost with Translation