Yo mama's so fat... fell over

Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Things About a Blonde	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Blonde Cell Death	Bombing Works	Yo mama's So Fat	Executive Decision
Party!	What a Gasser	Husbands' Performance	Yo mama's football knowledge
Redneck Haircut	Blondes and Cops	Christmas Bonus	Osama Bin Lighted
Dear Old Dad	Grand Theft Auto	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	You Might Be A Redneck...Custody
Forest Gump	Women vs. Dog Poop	Redneck Truck	Little Leprechaun?
You Work for the Government When:	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Redneck Bubblebath	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Baseball	Blonde Bummer	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Blonde...Bananas
Go Fish	Yo mama's So Fat	Dye, Blonde, Dye	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Work Blows	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
A helping hand	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Death Row in Women's Prison	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker
Nudist Colony	Yo Mama's So Ugly